Breaking News: God's Kingdom at Hand

Fresh concern has been poured over the London transport system's ability to cope with the unexpected arrival of God's kingdom. Already struggling under weight of the Olympics it is thought that the Rapture will cause severe delays. 

Carl Hamblin (right) however, believes that the tube, bus and overground services will not be affected, on account of God moving "in mysterious ways". 

Precious little else has been revealed about the closing ceremony, although the Spice Girls are rumoured to be making an appearance.